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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(via pizza)

duplication:

my dog knows me better than my parents

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via unescapable)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via thehilariousblog)

baroqueswitchblades:

me showing up late to class while my teacher does attendance

(via sofalcondone)

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(via fake-mermaid)

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

(via fake-mermaid)

~    me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(via fake-mermaid)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(via unescapable)

heyh8r:

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

HOLY SHIT THE MOTHER FUCKING STRUGGLE

detainable:

my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via hate)

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via unescapable)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via pizza)

16th Apr 201421:47148,691 notes
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