25th May 201319:5319,972 notes

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via lonelytofu)

lolzpicx:

You can’t be too careful
25th May 201319:497,213 notes

meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

(via thehilariousblog)

cyberbullys:

foodnun:

trillow:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

haha yeah i love racism

racism is just extreme hatred for a race this isnt hatred its a joke

that’s the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen

(via humor-us)

portentouscatastrophe:

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


i

can’t
25th May 201319:38117,221 notes

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

please stop reblogging this it was a bad idea

(via lonelytofu)

fckyeahphan:

you know when this pops up and ur like shit has it been 4 hours already

image

(via thefirstofgingerhobbits)

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(via lonelytofu)

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

(via lonelytofu)

bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

  • cute
  • fluffy
  • sleep a lot
  • no exam s

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25th May 201319:3285,175 notes
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